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"God sued

WASHINGTON - Nebraska lawmaker Ernie Chambers filed a lawsuit against God, the Almighty, acknowleding he/she goes by numerous aliases, for causing "fearsome floods, egregious eathquakes, horrendous hurricanes, terrifying tornadoes, pestilential plagues" and other alliterative catastrophes. The suit asks the court for a permanent injunction ordering defendant to cease certain harmful activities. Neither God nor his/her spokespersons could be reached for comment."