Oh lord..

"God sued

WASHINGTON - Nebraska lawmaker Ernie Chambers filed a lawsuit against God, the Almighty, acknowleding he/she goes by numerous aliases, for causing "fearsome floods, egregious eathquakes, horrendous hurricanes, terrifying tornadoes, pestilential plagues" and other alliterative catastrophes. The suit asks the court for a permanent injunction ordering defendant to cease certain harmful activities. Neither God nor his/her spokespersons could be reached for comment."

Welcome! Nice of you to join us!

I've finally decided to document my rants, ramblings, thoughts and vodka-induced adventures online.

YAY!

Hopefully this will prove to be a bit more interesting when I move to Europe next month, seeing as "I watched Grey's Anatomy on DVD last night!! IT WAS F'N CRAZY SHIT DUDE, U WOULDN'T EVEN BELIEVE IT!" dosen't REALLY work.

I've been trying to figure out how to post pictures and whatnot but apparently being jobless has also made me a bit slow on the tech tip.

Word is bond.